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Women’s Humor….Tee He He!

6 Oct

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Today, you decide what needs fixing!…Tee he he!

In The Age Of Technology….Tee Hee Hee!

5 Jun

Warning: if you are 35 years or younger stop reading and:

SHUT THIS POST DOWN NOW!

 

OK I think we’re safe. I Do NOT want to reveal my tricks to our/my targets!

…I’m going to share with you some valuable tips on how to get your adult children (18+ yrs.) to call you ASAP!

These are tried and true sure ways!…Honest, I’ve done all of them and they have worked every time!

All you have to do is text your child/children one of the six suggestions below,

1. I’m pregnant

2. I’m leaving your father, step-father

3. I’ve decided to be gay

4. I want to give you money

5. I am not going to give you any more money

6. I’m angry with cell phone provider and your cell phone is getting shut off

……ASAP…..

THEY WILL  CALL YOU, promise!

I sure love how technology has enhanced better communication between parents and children, tee hee hee!

 

 

 

LMAO Monday!

21 Apr

“Lawmakers here in New York are considering a plan to bring slot machines to LaGuardia Airport. Of course there’s always that other way to gamble at LaGuardia – checking a bag.” –Jimmy Fallon

 

Hope this puts a smile on your Monday face!

LMAO Monday!

14 Apr

Today’s contribution is from my dear dear friend BB!…Thank you BB for all the most wonderful enriching (friendship) contributions to my life, I’m filled with gratitude!!!

…Enjoy!

 

Dear God,

So far today,

I haven’t gossiped,

I haven’t lost my temper,

I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over-indulgent.

I’m very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,

I’m going to get out of bed…

and from then on,

I’m probably going to need a lot more help.

Amen

Tis The Season…To Giggle!

11 Dec
Dear Readers,
 
Tis the season…
 To stay balanced…
 We must take time to eat well, exercise, take care of ourselves spiritually (a huge must) AND also take time to laugh!
 
So in the spirit of giggles…

 
 
MONEY
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
 
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
 
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
 
AND with all that said and NOT said…
 
Asklotta and staff will MIND YOUR BUSINESS today with a giggle and a smile on my face!
 
Again, it has been my pleasure to tell you what to do and what NOT to do!
 
Kindest regards,
 
Asklotta
 
President and CEO
 
CBCorp
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