Tag Archives: Light-Hearted

My Goal Today!

30 Oct

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Today, my goal, is to try really really hard not to squint!

What is your goal today?

Women’s Humor….Tee He He!

6 Oct

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Today, you decide what needs fixing!…Tee he he!

Finding Happiness In The Naked Truth!

15 Sep

VH1 “Dating Naked”

Have you heard or seen this show on VH1?

Have to admit, not me…Not until I was watching The Ellen DeGeneres show a few days ago. Ellen was poking fun at the most ridiculous  comments some of the contestants were saying. Ellen was very funny about it!

So of course I had to check it out…

I would like to say “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back”

BUT….

…In this case…

Curiosity just plan killed this cat!

I have happiness today knowing I will never have to watch that show again!

How about you…Do you know where your happiness is coming from today?

Bridge Humor!

19 Jun

“We had a 75% game last night. Three out of four of our opponents thought we were idiots.”

-anonymous

In The Age Of Technology….Tee Hee Hee!

5 Jun

Warning: if you are 35 years or younger stop reading and:

SHUT THIS POST DOWN NOW!

 

OK I think we’re safe. I Do NOT want to reveal my tricks to our/my targets!

…I’m going to share with you some valuable tips on how to get your adult children (18+ yrs.) to call you ASAP!

These are tried and true sure ways!…Honest, I’ve done all of them and they have worked every time!

All you have to do is text your child/children one of the six suggestions below,

1. I’m pregnant

2. I’m leaving your father, step-father

3. I’ve decided to be gay

4. I want to give you money

5. I am not going to give you any more money

6. I’m angry with cell phone provider and your cell phone is getting shut off

……ASAP…..

THEY WILL  CALL YOU, promise!

I sure love how technology has enhanced better communication between parents and children, tee hee hee!

 

 

 

LMAO Monday!

21 Apr

“Lawmakers here in New York are considering a plan to bring slot machines to LaGuardia Airport. Of course there’s always that other way to gamble at LaGuardia – checking a bag.” –Jimmy Fallon

 

Hope this puts a smile on your Monday face!

LMAO Monday!

14 Apr

Today’s contribution is from my dear dear friend BB!…Thank you BB for all the most wonderful enriching (friendship) contributions to my life, I’m filled with gratitude!!!

…Enjoy!

 

Dear God,

So far today,

I haven’t gossiped,

I haven’t lost my temper,

I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over-indulgent.

I’m very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,

I’m going to get out of bed…

and from then on,

I’m probably going to need a lot more help.

Amen

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