“Loneliness & Poverty”

1 Jun
Dear Readers,
TGIF – A good friend from CT with the most hilarious sense of humor (and blond hair) sent this to me in an email (as well as others) and I couldn’t stop laughing. So in the spirit of sharing some fun on this wonderful Friday please enjoy and pass it on to anyone you think needs something ridiculous to laugh about!

Loneliness & Poverty
Here’s a fabulous explanation of the symbiosis between “loneliness” & “poverty”. .
 
When your kids (or grand kids) ask you “why they have to study or work hard all their life and continue making money?” Show them these pictures of Brian Armastrongo, President of Renault, and his current girlfriend below.
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And then explain that this is not a ‘love relationship” but a “hate relationship”.
HE HATES BEING LONELY… AND SHE HATES POVERTY!!
 
AND THAT MY FRIEND IS HOW A REAL STIMULUS PACKAGE WORKS!!

Asklotta and staff had so much fun MINDING YOUR BUSINESS today and remind you, sometimes there is nothing wrong with laughing at yourself!

Again, it has been my pleasure to tell you what to do and what NOT to do!

Kindest regards,

Asklotta

President and CEO

CBCorp 
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4 Responses to ““Loneliness & Poverty””

  1. James Blair December 31, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

    That is Elisabetta Gregoraci (Wonderbra model) and her husband Flavio Briatore Billionaire.

    • asklotta December 31, 2012 at 10:20 pm #

      Thanks (I think)! I am rather sad now…it was so much funnier when I didn’t know the truth. I don’t think ignorance is bliss but it sure can be funnier! But maybe the joke could still work with different names! Or am I being too hopeful as the new year approaches? Wishing you a very Happy New Year!

  2. planetross January 9, 2013 at 3:19 pm #

    Opposites attract.
    … I ‘m not sure what my opposite is, but she’ll probably have … man! how big is that guy’s bellybutton!!!!!

    • asklotta January 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm #

      Hahahaha…isn’t love grand!

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